Egypt

From the beaches of East Sinai to Cairo and Giza, Egypt was much different than I prepared for…

12/11/19

(From Israel)

did all the fun immigration stuff…haggled a van for $50…took pics and enjoyed the ride…amazing sunset…to Jawhara…here I is! (6:48p)…didn’t last long (passed out sitting here)…

12/12/19

zzz…woke up ~5a to megaphone prayers and texted Katie and Rob and Lee…here I is (5:30a)…fucked around on computer or something…walked the boardwalk for a quiet sunrise in Mahuffer Town…continental breakfast at ?Libby’s?…back to hotel…”consulted” Dahab Safari on the submarine…back to hotel…laundry…fucked around w/ pics and videos…back to tour place…hung out w/ the guy for a few, talking about places traveled…walked to driver in awesome truck w/ awesome door handle…to port…hit the submarine w/ a bunch of Russians, and maybe a few French people…back to the strip…bought some beers…to hotel…slammed a couple beers (one strong one!)…tried to find food and kept striking out…ended up w/ Yum Yum kickass vegan food…ate the monster…shish and a Turkish coffee next door…speedy mcwhut?!…to hotel…here I is (8:11p)…fucked around w/ pics and vids super stony and passed out eventually

12/13/19

woke up around 7 maybe…walked to Ralph’s German Bakery and had a kickass breakfast and bullshit session w/ Tam…back to hotel…fucked around for a bit…showered/packed…walked the way I hadn’t gone yet (just a bunch of construction/destruction)…back to hotel…slameed a beer and brushed my teeth…walked to bus place…they informed me that I would be on the 3 o’clock instead…they were dicks…split, pissed off w/ nothing to do…Sharm el Sheikh, the “City of Peace,” guarded by a thousand soldiers and a massive wall, was intimidating…sunset pics…passed out…woke up at a truck stop…got a chix shawarma and paced around…Suez Canal tunnel (after they searched our shit)…took another mini-nap…Cairo…caught a ride to the hotelchecked in…had a beer on the rooftop…to room…bullshat via WhatsApp w/ Katie and Mom while watching crazy Arab TV…here I is (2:40a)…passed out soon thereafter

12/14/19

woke up at 7:30? To loud fuckin’ French? Arab? People in the hallway…had some tea and the other half of that kickass danish…packed my bag and hit the pyramids…carriage ride w/ dude…walked around on my own…got pics w/ kiddos…beatboxed stupid Egyptian noise…Sphinx…called it…back to hotel…bullshat w/ Dora (and some logistics w/ Stella) for a few via WhatsApp…to the restaurant around the corner…got chicken floating in green soup (was supposed to be rabbit) and vegable fried rice, and some noms pita…had to go get more money…paid the guy…back to hotel…here I is (3:45p)think I just fucked around on the computer and watched weird Arab TV (what is that one show w/ the fat dude and the hot chick and the nerdy guy who looks like Balky, and the bad guy who looked like Ron Jeremy?)…up to rooftop…met and kicked it w/ Brian during sunset…he bought me a tea and gave me advice on Cairo and kenya…back to room…got weird and worked on shit and passed out early

12/15/19

woke up…went to look for sunrise…meh…down to reception…took a squirty poo…back to rooftop for pretty noms b-fast…showered and packed…checked out and left bags behind the counter…Uber to Egyptian Museum…checked out statues and weapons and jewelery and mummies and manuscripts and shit…took a squirty poo in the museumwalked out…Abo Mohamed intercepted me…to Citadel…awesome…dude sold me 10 little bags for $3…to that cave church kinda area…got snagged by the shopkeep guy and got the jewelery for KF…to Falucca…pretty rad sunset…back to get stuff…to airport…Abo hustled me on the tip…ate a Triple Whopper and a fuck ton of fries and a bunch of soda…frantically pulled off paying my bills…to da planewaited on the tarmac for luggage…hit the skies…slept like shit…maybe took a shit

(to Kenya)