Kenya

Five days…mad variety.

12/15/20

waited on the tarmac for luggage…hit the skies…slept like shit…maybe took a shit

12/16/20

woke up and took a squirty poop on the plane…landed in Dar…waited a few for people to leave and others to come aboard…took off again…took a gnarly shit in a soaking wet, seatless stall at a rural Kenyan rest stop…bullshat w/ David…saw giraffes and zebras and wildebeest and tribespeople and their livestock and beautiful scenery…checked in…passed the fuck outwoke up around 4…fucked around for a little bit once I realized the sun wouldn’t set for a couple hours…got a beer…got awkward when I didn’t have money…chilled at pool…David came and worked it out w/ reception…little more chillin’ at pool until mosquitos…put in my food order…hung out in room and fucked around on computer and watched silly Kenyan programming and texted Katie…grubbed the fuck down on deep fried chix w/ sauce and that corn cake stuff and yums greenshere I is (and have been for a while), freeing up space on my phone and organizing media and schtuff…played with computer for way too long…

12/17/20

got like an hour and a half of sleep…up half an hour late…threw on clothes and packed a bag real quick…ate…hauled ass w/ David…saw giraffes and babboons and zebras and schtuff…saw like one of everything (except lions or meerkats or rhinos)…to Observation Hill…had lunch…fought w/ birb thieves…got some pics/vids…split…saw more awesome flora and fauna and scenery…back to hotelgot a beer and hit the pool for a few…changed…got beef stew + rice din din (yummy, but muthafuckin’ chewy)…here I is (7:50p)…fucked around w/ photos and stuff, but I didn’t last longwoke up at like midnight…took a squirty poo…texted w/ Katie…took another squirty poo…fucked around w/ pics+…passed out before long

12/18/20

slept right through alarm (40 minutes late for pickup)…scarfed grub real fast and packed and split…Mombasa Highway w/ David…got some street corn from an exciting and confusing transaction…sterny…got to Voi and checked in…here I is (1:58p)…took a nappy wap…met up w/ David…to Tsavo…found the lions! (and a bunch of birds and oryx and elephants and antelopes and a monitor yadda yadda)…back to Voigot some noms ribs and chapati and greens and a “premium” beer…to room…here I is (10:40p)…(didn’t last long…passed out)zzz

12/19/20

up…shower & a killer buffet breakfast…rolled out w/ Davidbumpy ass roads to go aroud Mombasa (through beautiful countryside)…to Diani Backpackers…got a couple beers and did laundry (fail)…walked to beach (first time @ Indian Ocean!)…Coco (a.k.a., Kenyan Sean Dunn) made me the “Ma Dukes” key chain…back to hostel…took a dip and had a brew…back to beach for killer grilled curry octopus + coconut rice and rosemary taters and papaya salad (only w/ cabbage)…Coco bugged the fuck out of me on the way back…took a couple naps poolside…finally joined Norwegian and Brit dudes and barely lost to the Israeli girls (Olivia joined in mid-game)…played tiny ball pool and kicked it w/ Olivia for a couple hours…crashed around 2

12/20/20

woke up nervous a few times (thiink it was the “energy” vitamins + heat/humidity)…missed the sunrise (didn’t see much for clouds anyway)…finally got up around 9…packed my damp laundry and devoured a “Justin’s Special” (NOMS!)Finished packing and caught a cab to airstrip…here I is (12:10p)…bullshat w/ French/Kenyan/Lebanese/British Ryan on the plane…he called me an Uber…to Kenya Inn “Guesthouse”…got settled in…tried hanging my stanky clothes again…ordered some food from that inept ass company, but they were taking forever, but the lady made me killer beef curry and rice dish…power went out…passed out…food showed up, so I just set it aside…zzzzzz…woke up at 2 and got my shit together (laundry was still fucked)…Uber to airport