India

Holy cow! Lol

2/21/20

got like 1.5 hours of sleep…groggily ate some cold taco stuff and made a peeber and took out the trash and called an Uber and set off a bug bomb…to bus station…rolled outslept…stopped at the Love truck stop and got a big fat Wendy’s value meal…slept some more…to MIA…pooped and Reddited for a bit…to gate…ate an apple and the peeber…split MIA…watched Terminator: Dark Fate…ate some BBQ beef…had some wine…watched Shazam!watched Golden Compass…got some Zs

2/22/20

slept…had a cheesy tomato sandwich and some apple juice…kinda slept some more…had “brunch” (nommy chix rice stuff) and a couple teas and thought about shit…played around w/ the 3-D map…finally landed and went through security…to gate…here I is (4:18p)fucked around on phone/computer for a bit…took a nap…flew to Mumbai…watched newest Charlie’s Angels and fooded…took a napto Mumbai…immigration+…to hostel…here I is (4:35a)

2/23/20

fucked around w/ spreadsheets until about 7…got a couple hours of sleep…hit breakfast…got a shower…packed up…headed out…found some money…Uber to that one cave where the party or religious ceremony or whatever was happening…walked to the national park…checked out the lake area…waited forever for a lame tiger/lion “safari”…walked all the fucking way up to the caves (grabbing a slice o’ watermelon along the way)…got some spicy stuff on a roll…ran around caves during last call…took a crazy taxi van all the way back down…took a crazy rickshaw to the beach…made it just in time for sunset…couldn’t find a beer…walked forever…finally called an Uber on the last leg, narrowly escaping a mosquito pit…back to hostel…took two 30-minute naps…downstairs just in time for a doob and a beer and din din…hit the beer store…back to hostel…kicked it w/ the guys (and the German chicks for a bit)…drank joints and smoked beers and whiskey and bullshat until about 3…checked on my flight…crashed

2/24/20

up…walked past the Venezuelan guy teaching yoga to the chicks…pooped and peed…got some noms spicy b-fast…showered and packed up and went through Uber/Ola hell…finally got one…to airport…went through ticketing and security hell…to waiting area…here I is (12:24p)…spreadshat for a while…takeoff was delayed…finally split to Delhi…rush hour from hell…checked in…booked some train tix and had a beer…got some killer food, but I burnt the shit outta my mouth (still worth it)…back to room…passed outzzz

2/25/20

zzz…woke up around  5 or 6 maybe…got a shower…huzzed about what to do about wedding clothes, etc…packed…b-fast…Uber dumbfuckery…got a ride to the train station…got a locker for my luggages…walked halfway and caught a manual rickshaw the rest of the way to Hamamama’s Tomb (awesome!)…caught a scam cab back to the station…train was delayed…finally caught it (was freaking out a bit about which car/seat to get, but it would seem that they don’t really care)…here I is (3:15p)…got kicked out of my seat by those ladies not long after that…got off early to try and catch the mallauto-rickshaw dude took me to the Taj Mahal instead 9.9…checked in to Big Brother…caught a ride to the “mall” and got my wedding gear…motorcycle fun on the way back…dropped my shit off…hit the carnival thing…ate some noms tandoori and biryani and ice cream…people watched and creeped and shit…got harrassed by hawkers out front…back to hostel…back to room…started fucking around w/ the ‘puter and passed outzzz

2/26/20

zzz…snooze barred it for a few…took a cold shower and woke my ass UP…got ready…walked to the Taj Mahal…got my tix…dude snagged me outta line…did the tour (awesome!)…hung around for a few…walked back to hostel…dropped off my jacket and bullshat w/ the owner guy…found “Rajindra Sweets” cart and got some spicy noms…auto-rick to Agra Fortwalked around there for an hour or two…caught another auto-rick to like 20 ATMs…finally found one that worked…back to hostel…packed and hung out w/ the guys for a few…another auto-rick to the train station…waited around…bullshat w/ the cute (kinda chubby) Malaysian girl for a bit…caught my train…kicked the toothless lady out of my spot…napped a bit…here I is (4:19p)…arrived at NZM…got a tuk back to Joey’s…had a beer on the rooftop and texted muthafuckas…went back to that noms restaurant (Deep Foods)…didn’t burn my mouth that time (hooray!)…back to Joey’s…fucked around online and passed outzzz…think I woke up again and passed out, again…

2/27/20

zzz…woke up and (cold, again) showered and packed…had a quick b-fast…freaked out in an Uber w/ a total noob who almost made me miss my flight…made it to the plane in time…read half of The Festival of Insignificance omw to AMD…took a little nap too…landed…couldn’t find driver…couldn’t get any data or anything…got an “expensive” cab to the hotel (~$13)…checked in…got in touch w/ Ron…had some (noms!) lunch…took a napwoke up and got ready…Ron’s brother’s friend picked me up…to the wedding…ate and wandered around and had a thousand mocktails…drew pictures on my phone forever…finally got a ride back to hotel…started fucking around on this here ‘puter, but I passed out almost instantly (can you say sugar crash?)zzz

2/28/20

zzz…woke up and pooped and Reddited and took another nap…woke up and pooped again and had breakfast…back to room…here I is (9:24a)…think I crashed again for a bitup…lazy bones…finally got ready and started walking around 3p…tried to get a SIM from Vodaphone, but they was dum…tukker to Sabarmati Ashram…checked out the museum walked across the bridge…and all the way down to Kankariya Lake, taking pics and playing Frogger the whole way…tried to get ice cream, but they was dum…pooped…decided to head back to Ramada…cleaned up…closed down the BBQ/grill restaurant (talk about meat overdose!)…back to room…didnt last longzzz

2/29/20

woke up at like 5a…ticket was still in waiting list status…decided to just slam my stuff together and haul ass to station…freaked out at the desk…missed the 6:40 train…grabbed the 7a one w/ two minutes to spare…jumped on the ladies’ car…switched a couple stops later to general…slept and took pics and thought about shit and passed time…that weird sleeping guy was bugging the family that showed up halfway through…overshot my stop a bit…had a dumdum cabby back to Santacruz…walked the rest of the way…checked in…got a shower…walked over to Grand whatever and got some kickass red curry w/ “prawns”…got a bunch of beers and some Johnny…back to hostel…kicked it w/ everyone for a couple hours…squeezed in a tukker w/ a few of the kids…hit up a couple clubs…shots and shit…smoked on the stairs in the reggae place…back to hostel…kicked it w/ Dubai and occasionally others until like 4:30a

3/1/20

zzz…got up around maybe 1 or 2…not sure what the hell I ate…spent like an hour searching for my shorts lol…kicked it w/ Vrinda and Chris mostly…walked and got booze w/ Vrinda…drank and smoked and hung out on the side…Vrinda got some foods and shared w/ me…she and her friend split…took an impromptu nap (glad I didn’t oversleep)up…shower…packed…cab to BOM…got some spicy fuckin’ biryani from the “street foods” kiosk thingee…pooped…to gate…slept for a bit

3/1/20 (bewitching)

pooped some more…2nd security…got on ze plane…watched Ant Man and Wasp…slept…ate…worked on GoPro pics…slept and ate and worked on pics…slept and ate and worked on pics (and time warp zone)

3/2/20

watched Tedders and curated pics from phone…napped…woke up and ate and watched some Ted Talks or Xs or whatever the fuck you call them…here I is (3:06p)…landed in lovely MIA…Uber to Generator…had a few ponies and a gin and tonic…walked over to that bridge to see sunset…back to hostel…started hangin’ w/ Canada and Sandro…walked to liquor store w/ them (quick stop at Subway)…sang happy bday with a bunch of Asian dudes for the Latin dude’s sister…back to hostel…sat and drank for hours…Sandro hit the sack…bullshat w/ Canada…French people gave me a doob to go away…Canada crashed…I awkwardly stood in front of the French people for a few minutes while they ignored me and talked in French…to bed

3/3/20

slept through alarm I think, but I woke up an hour before the bus anyway…quick shower and slammed my shit together and pissed off my roomies (I think)…hauled ass in Uber to bus station…caught it just in time…slept…woke up about 11 at the Love’s stop…pooped…got Subway with seconds to spare…slept more…back to Tampers…Uber home…unpacked and had a beer…